Laugh if you understand these joke (I did)
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Q: How many Spaniards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Juan.
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Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Control freak.
Person 1: Now you say "control freak who?"
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
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Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."
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Q. Why can't the Buddha vacuum in the corner?
A. Because he has no attatchments.
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Cashier: "That'll be $9.50"
Buddha hands him a ten. Waits. Waits. He says, "Where's my change?"
Cashier replies, "Change must come from within"
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A guy walked into a bar and said, "Ow!"
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Two cows are standing in a pasture.
The first cow says, "Have you heard about this new mad cow disease?"
The second cow says, "I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"
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