Friday, April 29, 2005

Random Facts About Vin Diesel

Do you like Vin Deisel? Want to know more about him? Your prayers have been answered, for
here
is a website that serves you random facts about Vin the man. Sample a few:

* Vin Diesel always wins at Tic Tac Toe, even if he doesn't have the centre square.

* His feces weigh more than the sum of the food he consumes. Physicist Stephen Hawking- who was actually stricken with MS as the result of a curse placed upon him by Vin Diesel after the two had a heated argument over a minor point of Einstein's theory of special gravity (Vin Diesel was proven correct in a later experiment)- has been quoted as saying that he may hold the key to understanding "dark matter" somewhere in his digestive tract. Carson Daly reported that he didn't see anything suspicious in there.

* If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

* Vin Diesel wrote software to be able to predict the results of the California state lottery. He has won the jackpot 6 times.

* When Vin Diesel created time, he pondered making the hours, minutes, and seconds base 10 for mortals to comprehend easier, however; he chose to suit his own pallet and mix things up a bit.

...and lots more from where that came. Just keep hitting the reload button of your browser. Oh, and take it with a pinch of salt.

1 comment:

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