Laughs

A few trade spwcific jokes that I must share. Yenjoy:
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A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. He drowned and never came back.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He drowned, too.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".
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A farmer has problems with his chickens - all of the sudden, they are all getting very sick. So he calls up a biologist, a chemist and a physicist

The biologist runs several experiments, but can't come up with the answer. The chemist also runs several experiments, but he can't come up with the answer, either.

So the physist trys. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, "I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vaccum."
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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are walkng past a burning building just as the fire truck arrives.

The fireman implores them, "Please help me!"

The engineer says "Give me the building blueprints." Within two minutes, he draws up a plan to fight the fire, which the firefighters use to save the building.

A week later, the physicist comes by the fire station. He tells the fire chief, "I've written a booklet on general principles for fighting fires". The chief thanks him, and says he will use the booklet in training his firefighters.

Six months later, the mathematician comes to the fire station and drops a huge box of papers on the fire chief's desk: "I've done it!"

"Done what?", asks the fire chief.

"I've proven fires exist!"
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Ghani was a chemist,
Now Ghani is no more,
What Ghani thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
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