Main Aisa Kyon Hoon?

I never had a stable bowel. At the most inappropriate time, I would have to rush to find loos all over the place where I was at. But lately, I had been suffering from an opposite ailment- I was not having enough roughage, it seems. But all this changed radically today. As I was headed towards the office in the morning (I had some extra work to be done), I began feeling uneasy. Now, I was already on the road, so I could do the deed in office as well. But the feeling was too strong. So I did an about turn, and headed home again. An the radio started playing 'Main aisa kyon hoon'. Javedsaab, I know this is not what you had in mind when you wrote this song, but you have no idea how apt it was as I rushed back home!