Friday, April 29, 2005

Random Facts About Vin Diesel

Do you like Vin Deisel? Want to know more about him? Your prayers have been answered, for
here
is a website that serves you random facts about Vin the man. Sample a few:

* Vin Diesel always wins at Tic Tac Toe, even if he doesn't have the centre square.

* His feces weigh more than the sum of the food he consumes. Physicist Stephen Hawking- who was actually stricken with MS as the result of a curse placed upon him by Vin Diesel after the two had a heated argument over a minor point of Einstein's theory of special gravity (Vin Diesel was proven correct in a later experiment)- has been quoted as saying that he may hold the key to understanding "dark matter" somewhere in his digestive tract. Carson Daly reported that he didn't see anything suspicious in there.

* If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

* Vin Diesel wrote software to be able to predict the results of the California state lottery. He has won the jackpot 6 times.

* When Vin Diesel created time, he pondered making the hours, minutes, and seconds base 10 for mortals to comprehend easier, however; he chose to suit his own pallet and mix things up a bit.

...and lots more from where that came. Just keep hitting the reload button of your browser. Oh, and take it with a pinch of salt.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Becoming A Drifter...

There's lots happening around me, but I just can't seem to take an interest in them. I am fast becoming a drifter. Not good.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Another Low in Indian TV...

A new low in Indian television programming - Kyunki Saas Bhi Bahu Thi has reached the 1,000 episodes mark. Seeing all the people involved praise it to the sky makes me sick in my stomach.

Sunday, April 10, 2005

An Observation...

Blogging is a habit, that should be nurtured constantly. One skip, and it will take forever to regain that habit.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Busy Times For TV Channels...

This has been a very busy time for the news networks. First, there was the 'sting' operation which unearthed a known fact, and then there was the passing away of the pope (my condolences to the Christian fraternity) and now there is the cross border bus trips. The TV channels are having a groovy time indeed!!
And speaking of the Srinagar-Muzaffarabad bus trip, I wholly support it.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Remix Blues...

The remixes are getting out of hand, and one unintended outcome of this is that even obscure oldies are becoming fairly mainstream, sadly.
As an example, everyone remembers Deewar for its story, its dialogues (mere paas maa hai, bhai tum sign karte ho ki nahin?), the stars etc. But its songs were nothing extraordinary, rather they were just by the numbers and had died their natural death. But come the 'Kehdoon Tumhe' remix, and suddenly, the orignal has got the airplay again. In fact, I started liking the song too!! But now I have realized my mistake and promptly deleted the song from my iPod mini.
I say again, remix sucks. Death to all the remixers.